Her breasts are like shadows.
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There is never a plan.
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Curried ostriches killed the cat.
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Why not settle for less?
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It's a grand old flake.
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I cope to borrow Caesar.
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Show the police your erection.
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We must keep throwing snowballs.
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Smoke a lot of cigarettes.
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I have quadrangles for you.
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No one likes electric eels.
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Guide me to eternal rest.
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Please don't hurt me again.
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We saw them from nowhere.
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Any five words will do.
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Some people live with fish.
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Hat goes on the head.
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Jelly goes on the head.
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Pencil goes on the linoleum.
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I never liked your hacksaw.
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Marbles ride on the train.
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Irish dancing is for carpenters.
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Big sillies attack the villagers.
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Death threats can't hurt me.
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Only death itself is calm.
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Children get in the way.
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Don't bow down to criminals.
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Big money in toilet paper.
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They came from the ocean.
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Where did the moon go?
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Gold, gold, and more gold.
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Please don't pester the Jesuits.
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Statistics and ballistics don't mix.
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Tell me lies, big personality.
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Speak with a British accent.
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I was flabbergasted by creosote.
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Rotating peninsulas make me nervous.
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Always keep your genitals hidden.
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She dreamed of more light.
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She dreamed only of nosebleeds.
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We saw cleat marks everywhere.
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Five words, oh the limitations!
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In our neighborhood, nobody speaks.
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Write a poem about tuberculosis.
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The door to the future.
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Out there, another bimbo robot.
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In here, dozens of germs.
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Going up a thousand steps.
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Notice the growth of democracy.
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Declining profits mean bigger cantaloupes.
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Her brassiere touched my penis.
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Memories of a burning city.
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Dig deeper into the fluff.
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Eagles hidden in the wall.
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No problem, everybody will die.
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I love the imaginary princess.
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The penis in the vagina.
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Potatoes will rule the world.
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Hurt people when you can.
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The secret ingredient was fear.
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People are born and die.
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Worms are on the menu.
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Trilobites hurry down the street.
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Children rise from their graves.
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Girls show us their clankers.
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Shoes made out of money.
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Clothes made out of cake.
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Rheostats harm the art world.
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Later we busted the spoon.
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Everyone in Japan speaks Italian.
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The neighbors will injure you.
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We must kill the crackpot
L. S. Asekoff / Jennifer Bartlett / Michelle Brulé / Sean Mullin / Jennifer Stockdale / Rodrigo Toscano / Keith Wahle / Matt Reeck amerikin faggit poim; Ode to /u/
The Last Toast
