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I was silent for longer than necessary.
The operator asked again:
“What kind of document are you requesting?
Birth, death, or divorce record.”
Multiple choice had made it clear to me.
“Death,” I answered.
“The cause of death is four dollars.
Do you want it included?”
“I’ll pass,” I said. I was suspicious.
The price was too good to be true.
Tribute to Richard Pryor
Q. Whom would Shaquille O’Neal have been a hundred years ago?
A. Just the biggest nigga any of us ever saw hanging from a tree.