PocketBook by V.L. Bond

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A Bargain

I was silent for longer than necessary.
The operator asked again:

“What kind of document are you requesting?
Birth, death, or divorce record.”

Multiple choice had made it clear to me.
“Death,” I answered.

“The cause of death is four dollars.
Do you want it included?”

“I’ll pass,” I said. I was suspicious.
The price was too good to be true.

Tribute to Richard Pryor

Q. Whom would Shaquille O’Neal have been a hundred years ago?

A. Just the biggest nigga any of us ever saw hanging from a tree.