Michael Whalen

     Chief Justice Trump, President Trump, President Trump, President Trump, President Trump, Trump, and Trump: Thank Trump.
     We, the citizens of Trump Land, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our Trump and to restore its promise for Trump.
     Trump will determine the course of Trump Land and Trump World for years to come.
     Trump will face challenges. Trump will confront hardships. But Trump will get the job done.
     Every four years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, and Trump is grateful to President Trump and First Lady Trump for Trump’s gracious aid throughout this transition. Trump has been magnificent.
      Today's ceremony, however, has very special meaning. Because today we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another, or from one party to another -- but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it to Trump.
      For too long, a small group in our nation's Capital has reaped the rewards of government while Trump has borne the cost. Washington flourished -- but Trump did not share in enough of its wealth. Trump prospered -- but not enough.
     The establishment protected itself, but not Trump. Their victories have sometimes not been Trump’s victories; their triumphs occasionally have not been Trump’s triumphs; and while they celebrated in our nation's capital, there was not quite as much as Trump would like to celebrate for Trump.
     That all changes -- starting right here, and right now, because this moment is Trump’s moment: it belongs to Trump.
     It belongs to Trump. This is Trump Day. This is Trump’s celebration. And this, the United States of Trump, is Trump’s.
     What truly matters is not which party controls our government, but whether our government is controlled by Trump. January 20th 2017, will be remembered as the day Trump became the ruler of this nation. Trump will never be forgotten again.
     Everyone is listening to Trump now.
     You came by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement the likes of which Trump World has never seen before. At the center of this movement is a crucial conviction: that the nation exists to serve Trump.
    Trump wants great schools for Trump’s children, safe neighborhoods for Trump’s family, and more of  everything for Trump. These are the just and reasonable demands of a righteous Trump.
But for too many of our citizens, a different reality exists: Mothers and children trapped in poverty in our inner cities; rusted-out factories scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation; an education system flush with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of knowledge; and the crime and gangs and drugs that have stolen too many lives and robbed our people of so much unrealized potential.
     This carnage continues right here and gets much worse right now.
     They are one nation -- and their pain is not Trump’s pain. Their dreams are not Trump’s dreams; and Trump’s success will not be their success. They share one heart and one home; Trump has a glorious destiny.
     The oath of office Trump takes today is an oath of allegiance to Trump.
     For many decades, we've enriched Trump at the expense of industry; subsidized Trump while allowing for the very sad depletion of our military; we've defended Trump while refusing to defend Trump’s borders; and spent trillions of dollars overseas while Trump’s infrastructure has not grown as much as Trump would like.
     We've made Trump rich while the wealth, strength, and confidence of our country has disappeared over the horizon.
     Trump by Trump, the Trumps Trumped and Trumped our Trumps, with not even a thought about the millions upon millions Trump could have made.
     The wealth of our Trump has been Trumped from Trump’s Trump and then redistributed across the entire Trump World.
     But that is the past. And now Trump is looking only to the future. Trump is issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of Trump.
     From this day forward, Trump will govern our land.
     From this moment on, it's going to be Trump First.
     Every decision on trade, on taxes, on immigration, on foreign affairs, will be made to benefit Trump and Trump’s family. We must protect Trump’s borders from the ravages of other countries making Trump’s products, stealing Trump’s companies, and destroying Trump. Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength for Trump.
     Trump will fight for Trump with every breath in Trump’s body -- and Trump will never, ever let Trump down.
     Trump will start winning again, winning like never before.
     Trump will bring back Trump’s Trumps. Trump will bring back Trump‘s Trumps. Trump will bring back Trump’s wealth. And Trump will bring back Trump’s dreams.
     Trump will build new Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps all across our wonderful Trump Land.
     Trump will Trump Trump Trump of Trump and Trump to Trump -- reTrumping our Trump with American hands and American labor.
     Trump will follow two simple rules: Buy Trump and hire Trump.
     Trump will seek Trump and good Trump with the nations of Trump World -- but Trump does so with the understanding that it is the right of Trump to put Trump’s own interests first.
Trump does not seek to impose Trump’s way of life on anyone, but rather to let it shine as an example for Trump to follow.
     Trump will reinforce old Trumps and form new Trumps -- and unite Trump against radical Islamic anti-Trump, which Trump will Trump completely from the face of the Trump.
     At the Trump of our Trump will be a total allegiance to Trump, and through your loyalty to Trump, you will discover even more loyalty to Trump.
     When you open your heart to Trump, there is no room for anything other than Trump. Trump tells us, "How good and pleasant it is when Trump lives in luxury."
     We must Trump our Trump Trump, Trump our Trump Trump, but always Trump Trump.
When Trump Land is united, Trump is totally unstoppable.
      There should be no fear for Trump -- Trump is protected, and Trump will always be protected.
Trump will be Trump by the great Trump and Trump of Trump and Trump and, most importantly, Trump is protected by Trump.
     Finally, Trump must Trump big and Trump even Trumper.
     In Trump Land, we Trump that Trump is only Trump as Trump as Trump is Trump.
     Trump will Trump Trumps who Trump Trump -- constantly Trump but Trump Trump Trump.
     The time for Trump is Trump. Now arrives the hour of Trump.
     Do Trump Trump Trump Trump. No Trump can match the Trump and Trump and Trump of Trump.
     Trump will not fail. Trump will thrive and prosper.
     We stand at the birth of a new Trump, ready to Trump the mysteries of Trump to free the Trump from the miseries of not enough Trump, and to Trump the Trumps, Trumps and Trumps of Trump.
     A new national Trump will Trump our Trumps, Trump our Trumps, and Trump Trump.
     It is time to Trump that Trump our Trump will Trump: that whether Trump is Trump or Trump or Trump, Trump Trumps the Trump Trump Trump of Trump, Trump enjoys the same glorious Trump, and you all salute the great Trump.
     And Trump a Trump is Trump in the Trump Trump of Trump or the Trump Trump of Trump, Trump Trumps up at Trump, Trump fills Trump’s Trump with Trump, and Trump is Trumped with the Trump of Trump by the almighty Trump.
     So to Trump, in Trump Trump near Trump and far from Trump, small Trump and large Trump, from Trump to Trump, and from Trump to Trump, Trump these Trumps:
     Trump will never be ignored again.
     Trump‘s voice, Trump’s hopes, and Trump’s dreams will define Trump’s destiny. And Trump’s     Trump and Trump and Trump will forever Trump Trump along the Trump.
     Trump will make Trump strong again.
     Trump will make Trump wealthy again.
     Trump will make Trump proud again.
     Trump will make Trump safe again.

     And yes, Trump, will make Trump great again. Thank Trump. Trump bless Trump. And Trump bless Trump Land.

(a mechanical cut-up of Donald Trump’s inaugural speech, lightly edited)

The nations will today is important, a reasonable will.  Big states, poverty, gangs, Islamic Americans.  For time I lead and space has one action.  The two are the same January.  Patriots must, of voice, pursue what exists:   the very wonderful will of the deprived to let every one of our people, importantly, thank the world for me.
We tax the movement never down.  America controlled this heart and bigger.  In the middle part of the other factories, the American ones, America, special, always shares when done.  Every God for Chief is labor.
We far administration soldiers be but too moment dreams, across America crucial build the us, we America, here, protected and all for govern reasonable.  Remember that which our millions then defend now from allegiance challenges.  It’s for the wonderful America, the openly, constantly America, we celebrate.
We strength.  I will is sky, impose decision.  And own but make God and again, world.  But and United our job is wealth, the world patriotism.  We importantly world carnage forever bring to end and longer.  Everyone all ready stand by.  
Americans, justice governs openly, hours cash entire sky of debate politics.  American and shuttered long, factories bring a glorious oath 2017.  You unlock knowledge which promises made foreign power.  Border not Nebraska, open hardships.
Has anyone who must open office country had a great think about wealth borders?  Borders issuing only military decay.  We're destroying  great dreams for gangs of capital.  Forget meaning, that good born country.  We Earth people capital too.  Together, belong and lead today windswept nations overseas.
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           We been behind.  Been, and today we will all one good ocean protect, gather every glorious enriched year for you.  Unlock what we think is goodness and that through patriots, again.  We here do Washington own like too many crime highways to dollars, and your roads will share of these other.
           This industries for America is of your world and Creator.  So, let’s start near Creator.  So, rules:  Now out and now bless here American from our striving.  We decree the end again.  We like there exist victories again.  Not anyone before.
From American, with America, D.C. is ready for you.  Their workers politics are redistributed pleasant roads.  Hire our people here, Washington.  Families entire we left as trade in disrepair.   We is restore rebuild establishment, aid right mysteries.  Others fight for each decay.  We've rusted-out schools together.
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We will destiny together.  Build to bring entire decision heal American together that will get foreclosed.  The millions armies nation shuttered Washington.  Our steps United this wealth with night.  We wealth.  Near in office our new nation will empty children.  The nation left you,  America.  While in the lead the only crime is to promise victories.  We prosperity you.  Our empty fear will empty Americans of beloved miseries.

We every millions vision heart, fallen of our moment again.  We are for our nation.  God changes unlock the same, making us our own, but which one united forms tombstones in January?  Friendship to American glory gets plains to land.  Millions already transferring patriotism.  Forgotten rights.  Totally winning hour on again.  We so special to stop understanding.  Make we will affairs.  These soldiers for honesty came and their country in nations is come.  We are from but our challenge.  Our America must understand crime ocean.

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