Justice Trump, President Trump, President Trump, President Trump, President Trump,
Trump, and Trump: Thank Trump.
citizens of Trump Land, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild
our Trump and to restore its promise for Trump.
determine the course of Trump Land and Trump World for years to come.
face challenges. Trump will confront hardships. But Trump will get the job
years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer
of power, and Trump is grateful to President Trump and First Lady Trump for Trump’s
gracious aid throughout this transition. Trump has been magnificent.
ceremony, however, has very special meaning. Because today we are not merely
transferring power from one administration to another, or from one party to
another -- but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it to
long, a small group in our nation's Capital has reaped the rewards of
government while Trump has borne the cost. Washington flourished -- but Trump
did not share in enough of its wealth. Trump prospered -- but not enough.
establishment protected itself, but not Trump. Their victories have sometimes not
been Trump’s victories; their triumphs occasionally have not been Trump’s
triumphs; and while they celebrated in our nation's capital, there was not
quite as much as Trump would like to celebrate for Trump.
changes -- starting right here, and right now, because this moment is Trump’s
moment: it belongs to Trump.
to Trump. This is Trump Day. This is Trump’s celebration. And this, the United
States of Trump, is Trump’s.
matters is not which party controls our government, but whether our government
is controlled by Trump. January 20th 2017, will be remembered as the day Trump
became the ruler of this nation. Trump will never be forgotten again.
is listening to Trump now.
by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement the likes of
which Trump World has never seen before. At the center of this movement is a
crucial conviction: that the nation exists to serve Trump.
great schools for Trump’s children, safe neighborhoods for Trump’s family, and more
of everything for Trump. These are the just and reasonable demands of a
too many of our citizens, a different reality exists: Mothers and children
trapped in poverty in our inner cities; rusted-out factories scattered like
tombstones across the landscape of our nation; an education system flush with
cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of knowledge;
and the crime and gangs and drugs that have stolen too many lives and robbed
our people of so much unrealized potential.
carnage continues right here and gets much worse right now.
one nation -- and their pain is not Trump’s pain. Their dreams are not Trump’s dreams;
and Trump’s success will not be their success. They share one heart and one
home; Trump has a glorious destiny.
of office Trump takes today is an oath of allegiance to Trump.
For many decades,
we've enriched Trump at the expense of industry; subsidized Trump while allowing
for the very sad depletion of our military; we've defended Trump while refusing
to defend Trump’s borders; and spent trillions of dollars overseas while Trump’s
infrastructure has not grown as much as Trump would like.
Trump rich while the wealth, strength, and confidence of our country has
disappeared over the horizon.
Trump by Trump,
the Trumps Trumped and Trumped our Trumps, with not even a thought about the
millions upon millions Trump could have made.
of our Trump has been Trumped from Trump’s Trump and then redistributed across
the entire Trump World.
is the past. And now Trump is looking only to the future. Trump is issuing a
new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every
hall of Trump.
day forward, Trump will govern our land.
moment on, it's going to be Trump First.
decision on trade, on taxes, on immigration, on foreign affairs, will be made
to benefit Trump and Trump’s family. We must protect Trump’s borders from the
ravages of other countries making Trump’s products, stealing Trump’s companies,
and destroying Trump. Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength for
fight for Trump with every breath in Trump’s body -- and Trump will never, ever
let Trump down.
start winning again, winning like never before.
bring back Trump’s Trumps. Trump will bring back Trump‘s Trumps. Trump will
bring back Trump’s wealth. And Trump will bring back Trump’s dreams.
build new Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps, and Trumps
all across our wonderful Trump Land.
Trump Trump Trump of Trump and Trump to Trump -- reTrumping our Trump with American
hands and American labor.
follow two simple rules: Buy Trump and hire Trump.
seek Trump and good Trump with the nations of Trump World -- but Trump does so
with the understanding that it is the right of Trump to put Trump’s own
not seek to impose Trump’s way of life on anyone, but rather to let it shine as
an example for Trump to follow.
reinforce old Trumps and form new Trumps -- and unite Trump against radical
Islamic anti-Trump, which Trump will Trump completely from the face of the Trump.
At the Trump
of our Trump will be a total allegiance to Trump, and through your loyalty to Trump,
you will discover even more loyalty to Trump.
open your heart to Trump, there is no room for anything other than Trump. Trump
tells us, "How good and pleasant it is when Trump lives in luxury."
We must Trump
our Trump Trump, Trump our Trump Trump, but always Trump Trump.
Land is united, Trump is totally unstoppable.
should be no fear for Trump -- Trump is protected, and Trump will always be
be Trump by the great Trump and Trump of Trump and Trump and, most importantly,
Trump is protected by Trump.
must Trump big and Trump even Trumper.
Land, we Trump that Trump is only Trump as Trump as Trump is Trump.
Trump Trumps who Trump Trump -- constantly Trump but Trump Trump Trump.
for Trump is Trump. Now arrives the hour of Trump.
Do Trump Trump
Trump Trump. No Trump can match the Trump and Trump and Trump of Trump.
not fail. Trump will thrive and prosper.
at the birth of a new Trump, ready to Trump the mysteries of Trump to free the Trump
from the miseries of not enough Trump, and to Trump the Trumps, Trumps and Trumps
national Trump will Trump our Trumps, Trump our Trumps, and Trump Trump.
It is time
to Trump that Trump our Trump will Trump: that whether Trump is Trump or Trump or
Trump, Trump Trumps the Trump Trump Trump of Trump, Trump enjoys the same
glorious Trump, and you all salute the great Trump.
a Trump is Trump in the Trump Trump of Trump or the Trump Trump of Trump, Trump
Trumps up at Trump, Trump fills Trump’s Trump with Trump, and Trump is Trumped
with the Trump of Trump by the almighty Trump.
So to Trump,
in Trump Trump near Trump and far from Trump, small Trump and large Trump, from
Trump to Trump, and from Trump to Trump, Trump these Trumps:
never be ignored again.
Trump’s hopes, and Trump’s dreams will define Trump’s destiny. And Trump’s Trump
and Trump and Trump will forever Trump Trump along the Trump.
make Trump strong again.
make Trump wealthy again.
make Trump proud again.
make Trump safe again.
And yes, Trump,
will make Trump great again. Thank Trump. Trump bless Trump. And Trump bless Trump
WE NEW WINNING AND NOW AGAIN
(a mechanical cut-up of Donald
Trump’s inaugural speech, lightly edited)
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